What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I like God is love and lives within you.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like religions.

Deuteronomy 17

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

What did one boob say to the other boob

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Lose lips shimk ships.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Bible.. Hm.?

Your going to be alright just relax

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Maybe leave out

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Innocent before proven guilty

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

You shall not bear false witness.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?